Saturday, August 16, 2008

So Bored Today...Saturday...

Today is the day from hell. After 3 customers come in here as soon as I open, I have had only 2 customers since and that was an hour ago. I am so ...so...so fucking bored here that it's...hard to stay awake.

Upside to working Saturdays, the bosses Wife make's food for whoever works, and today is Sloppy Joes. Our exchange went something like this:

Her: Do you like sloppy joes?
Me: Do birds fly?

And this is why, moments from now, hopefully like four minutes, I will be devouring Sloppy Joes.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

God I'm bored....

Not to be cliche or anything, but Christ, I am bored to tears. It's snowing out, and this mall is completely empty. Empty!

Fuck you Chambersburg and your....snow.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

800 cars stuck on Wisconsin Interstate...

In Wisconsin, they've got about a gazillion inches of snow on the ground, literally. Up to their knees, or necks, considering I hear there is a bunch of lazy midgets out there who are snow-drowning.

I don't know.

All I know is that those fucking cheeseheads don't want to go to work, and that is why they pray for snow every night.

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Holy shit

In my infinite boredom at work, I found that after reading FireJoeMorgan.com today, that the guys on the site have "come out of the closet" so to speak. No they're not gay, but Ken Tremendous, Junior, and Dak have revealed their true selves. Or at least, this is what they've said.

Ken Tremendous = Michael Schur, who has written numerous episodes for The Office as well as starred in a few episodes as Dwight's brother Mose. Awesome.

Junior = Alan Yang, who was a consultant on South Park and the 2007 MTV Movie Awards. He is also a writer for Last Call With Carson Daly...

Dak = Dave King; who writes now for Frank TV and also Last Call with Carson Daly.

Apparently they're all friends; it's awesome that they do this, and it really doesn't matter to me that they've come out and revealed their actual selves.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Blog of Awesomeness crossover...

Well...It's JD from Marc and JD's Blog of Awesomeness (which can be found here) and under the guise of being mischievous (I'm using the definition "playfully annoying") my buddy Travis and I have created a new blog to whet your proverbial whistles. Thus creating the Bored to Death...At Work blog. Not be confused with my first choice Bored to Imminent Death...At Work or Bored at Work.

I, JD, have decided that this is the proper venue for my destructive behavior. To bitch about work, this shitty mall, and random other shit.

I will, however, still be posting on Marc and JD's Blog of Awesomeness...constantly.

So there.

You have it all for your taking. If you would like to be added to the sleu of people that will no doubt not post on this site, just comment and we'll add you; so you can post as well.